It's hard to exhibit anything other than pity toward Escape from Planet Earth, an energetic and well-meaning but thoroughly watered-down and creatively ossified kiddie flick unceremoniously dumped into theaters after languishing in development and production hell for nearly six years.
Feb 18, 2013
Feb 15, 2013
The Berlin File
...a sporadically entertaining, modestly ambitious shoot 'em up that frequently succumbs to spelling out its subtext. At least the fisticuffs and gunfights are skillfully composed and edited, none better than an apartment brawl that ends with our protagonist functioning as an impromptu wrecking ball...
Feb 10, 2013
Freebie Flicks: RMS Titanic Edition
In Nacht und Eis (In Night and Ice, 1912)
Atlantis (1913)
Atlantic (1929)
Titanic (1943); if you download the file, you can use these subtitles.
1958's A Night to Remember (embedding disabled).
And James Cameron's Ghosts of the Abyss, a film I cannot recommend but for the extraordinary footage it includes of the wreck. If this silly documentary ditched Bill Paxton and so much of its excessively imposed "narrative," it could've been tremendous, but silver linings notwithstanding, it's easily the weakest effort in Cameron's body of work.
Atlantis (1913)
Atlantic (1929)
Titanic (1943); if you download the file, you can use these subtitles.
1958's A Night to Remember (embedding disabled).
And James Cameron's Ghosts of the Abyss, a film I cannot recommend but for the extraordinary footage it includes of the wreck. If this silly documentary ditched Bill Paxton and so much of its excessively imposed "narrative," it could've been tremendous, but silver linings notwithstanding, it's easily the weakest effort in Cameron's body of work.
Feb 9, 2013
Lists I've Published on Letterboxd
Because this will be much easier for everyone than navigating the local database.
2015
2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
Favorite horror films
Godzilla movies, ranked
Personal bottom 10
Paste's Top 100 Martial Arts Films
Paste's Top 100 B Movies
Jim Emeron's 102 Films to become movie literate
Universal Monsters (Chronological)
Slant Magazine's 100 Greatest Horror Films
Slant Magazine's 100 Greatest Horror Films - My Ballot
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2014 - My Ballot
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2014 - My Ballot (Honorable Mentions)
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2013 - My Ballot
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2013 - My Ballot (Honorable Mentions)
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2012 - My Ballot
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2012 - My Ballot (Honorable Mentions)
Slant Magazine's Best Films of the 1990s
Slant Magazine's Best Films of the 1990s - My Ballot
Criterion Hulu-Plus Films not yet on DVD
2015
2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
Favorite horror films
Godzilla movies, ranked
Personal bottom 10
Paste's Top 100 Martial Arts Films
Paste's Top 100 B Movies
Jim Emeron's 102 Films to become movie literate
Universal Monsters (Chronological)
Slant Magazine's 100 Greatest Horror Films
Slant Magazine's 100 Greatest Horror Films - My Ballot
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2014 - My Ballot
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2014 - My Ballot (Honorable Mentions)
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2013 - My Ballot
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2013 - My Ballot (Honorable Mentions)
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2012 - My Ballot
Slant Magazine's Best Films of 2012 - My Ballot (Honorable Mentions)
Slant Magazine's Best Films of the 1990s
Slant Magazine's Best Films of the 1990s - My Ballot
Criterion Hulu-Plus Films not yet on DVD
Feb 6, 2013
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008): A

Hypnotic, brilliantly clashing colors light up the senses like an array of electrified stimuli with what must stand as some of the finest art direction in a recent blockbuster film, while Del Toro handles his CG-heavy graphics in such a way as to make them not a storyboarded fantasy, but a similarly roughly-hewn extension of our own world. The story begins long ago with the tale of a war between mankind and the magical races of the world (elves, goblins, etc.), one so punishing it eventually saw the creation of the titular army – the work of a master blacksmith goblin, and one unstoppable to all who did not command it. The agreed-upon treaty between the humans and non-humans was disapproved by one Prince Nuada (Luke Gross), an elf who now, after long preparations, seeks justice for his people and plans to unleash the Golden Army on mankind once again. Enter Hellboy (Ron Perlman) and company, members of an officially nonexistent government organization used to combat the supernatural away from the public eye (that's the idea, at least).
If the first Hellboy was about the loss of our fathers and the mystery of where we come from, Hellboy II centers on where we are going, and what we do when the mantle passes, a universal theme Del Toro fuses with his characters’ sense of isolation (from the humans they protect, from their own non-human kind) with a genuinely artistic heft. Subverting virtually every expectation associated with this kind of film (impromptu appearances by tumors and Barry Manilow are just the tip of many savory pleasures), Del Toro successfully renders his central characters not so much as outcast freaks but as just another link in the chain of an emotionally disconnected world.
Praise be to Ron Perlman, who again proves that this is the role he was born for. Even beneath layers of makeup, he exudes raw, unfettered humanity fronted by snarky attitude. The cast entire submits to the material with just the right mixture of self-serious posturing and sly self-awareness, with special nods to Doug Jones for three separate roles (his main part being a delightful fish-man with the unfortunate moniker of Abraham Sapien), and the sublime vocal work of James Dodd in a part best left undiscussed. Such performances root the film in something identifiably human, no small feat for characters such as these. Almost profound, the film makes one instantly long for more after its pseudo-cliffhanger ending has come to pass. Truly, sometimes the best things come in threes.
Originally published on November 28, 2008 at Suite101
Feb 5, 2013
Feb 4, 2013
Quantum of Solace (2008): C-

To say that sequels are doomed to failure is naïve, but with Marc Forster at the helm, that the follow-up to Royale turned out to be one of the worst of the series seems more like destiny manifest. Hype indicated that this might be the first Bond film with Oscar potential, yet in attempting to appeal to the "legitimate," often hollow standards of the awards brigade, it forgot what makes good James Bond films tick so furiously. Daniel Craig – the best performer the character has yet seen – was largely responsible for this in his Oscar-robbed performance, yet even he can only pull so much weight with a script as thematically skimpy and a film so clunky in its assembly as Quantum. Like air escaping a punctured balloon, his effort goes to waste. Not unlike an old man relying on his cane, Quantum leans on the dramatic/thematic weight of its predecessor as a means to justify its own existence, routinely looking back in lieu of forging its own pulse. Once a slow-burning ember of self-immolating emotion, Craig's Bond has been offensively reduced to the 007 equivalent of a sulking teenager, and it’s to the actor's enduring credit that as much emotion makes it to the screen as possible.
Squandered from the opening, borderline-incoherent car chase onward, the film screams not only of screenwriter Paul Haggis's contrived methods of exposition, but Forster's unimaginative approach to filmmaking. From his own surface-deep take on the Peter Pan mythos in Finding Neverland to the outright disastrous The Kite Runner, he’s long been a filmmaker who prefers telling over showing, forgoing poetic expression for banal seriousness seemingly made with award show compilations chiefly in mind. Forster drops the torch that was passed to him, and chief among his failures is a dearth of visual continuity: something preferable for any motion picture, and a must for action.
Clueless is the only way to effectively describe the compilations of shaky medium and close-up shots that pose as action scenes; failing to establish any sense of the spatial relationship between the hunter and hunted, they instead play out as motion sans progression, like a videogame with respawning opponents and an unlimited ammo count. Inept to the point of neutering all interest in plot, Quantum may be the lousiest entry since 1975's The Man with the Golden Gun. This time around, Bond's biggest adversaries are those behind the camera.
Originally published on November 16, 2008 at Suite101
Feb 3, 2013
Freebie Flicks: Jerry Maquire (1996)
The related portion of this video starts at the 2:45 mark.
Happy Superb Owl!

(With acknowledgement of the artwork of Takeshita Kenji.)
Feb 2, 2013
Warm Bodies (2013): B

LIST: Zombie films I've seen, ranked in order of preference.
Feb 1, 2013
Mama (2013): B

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