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Thursday, January 22, 2009 

Oh, Get Over It

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Here I thought my Oscar nomination predictions were cynical; turns out they weren't nearly cynical enough. I've made it abundantly clear over the past few months that I think The Dark Knight is overrated (great, but half-baked), but I can't imagine the Academy having more deliberately shot itself in the foot. With this, they've practically set themselves back a decade, if not more, in terms of achieving a more well-rounded taste in the eyes of the moviegoing public, from summer blockbuster junkies to critics that fawn over indie titles (both parties I consider myself a proud member of).

Too bad for them, and let it be the decision that invites the scorn they already surely deserve (for the record: much as I like the film, I'm savoring this moment, not only in that it opens an opportunity to put a stake through the heart of the Academy, but also because every asshole fanboy's head just about exploded simultaneously; hopefully more levelheaded fans are taking the news well). Here are my thoughts on today's announcements, and save for my eventual predictions on the winners themselves, let that be the end of it.

Surprises (Good)
  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army scoring a nom for makeup, an amazingly tasteful recognition of poetry on the part of the Academy ("I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor"). Shit, who am I kidding - taste is incidental at this point.
Surprises (Bad)
  • Sally Hawkins snubbed for Happy-Go-Lucky. Possibly the best performance of the year, this move is inept at best, odious at worst.
  • The Reader for Best Picture. Here I was optimistic enough to think that Oscar might see through this shallow brigade of fakey emotions (seriously, once Katey started bawling her eyes out to "The Odyssey", I was done), but now I'm thinking that the fact that Dreamgirls got the boot two years ago was little more than a happy accident. Turns out Oscar still takes it like a whore, complete with a big smile on its face. On the same note is...
  • ...Kate Winslet nominated for The Reader over Revolutionary Road. At this point, I'm not sure which film I dislike more, but at least Kate manages to salvage some respect in the latter. I'm sorry, but shitty aging makeup, croaky vocal fakery and - spoilers ahead - an exploitatively rendered, off-screen death do not a good performance make.
Disappointments (or: stuff I was actually naive enough to think might've turned out otherwise)
  • The Dark Knight and WALL·E snubbed for Best Picture. Oscar had a chance to be a uniter; instead they pulled a George Bush. Get a clue, you nimrods.
  • Ron Howard nominated for Best Director, and concurrently, Frost/Nixon for Best Picture. I've yet to see the film (I'm planning a screening tomorrow afternoon before a date with my lovely), but the fact that the former Happy Days star hasn't made a remotely worthwhile film since Apollo 13 doesn't bode well. Once again, how foolish was I to think that Oscar might've learned something lately? Turns out these hacks can still squeeze out a link into the Academy's open and waiting mouth.
  • Michelle Williams snubbed for Wendy and Lucy. Maybe not the best performance of the year (though I'll certainly step up to bat for it as such), but certainly my favorite. Subtlety just ain't the Academy's thing, but at least I can sleep well at night knowing that Reichardt didn't sell out her film with an awards-baiting rape scene.


UPDATE: Sorry, I just can't help myself. Jump to the 3 minute mark and watch the most important cinematic confession of the year.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009 

Random Thoughts: Pre-Oscar Nomination Edition

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Screening Log: Saw V, Righteous Kill, Igor and Repo! The Genetic Opera

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Is there no end to the depths this franchise is capable of reaching? An insult to anything and everything of similar ilk, from the Hitcher remake down to fourth-rate ripoffs of Se7en, and even that may not be harsh enough. At once a sequel, a prequel, and a greatest hits package of the last four Halloween mainstays of tiresome mutilation-cum-philosophy packages, Saw V continues the trend of bending over impossibly backwards to justify its existence, complicating previous scenarios with additional behind-the-scenes goings-on whilst introducing a new batch of characters pitted against a series of calculated death traps. For the love of all that's holy I can't tell if we're supposed to empathize with the ineptitude, greed, and nonsensicality of these unbelievably stupid beings, or if their lack of cognizance is merely there to justify the film's bland and unimaginative carnage (for serious, the amount of death and mutilation that could have been easily avoided here is enough to negate the very existence of the film in the first place). Having just recently popped my Dario Argento cherry, my verdict is to move on to better things (Opera, here we come!) and let fans of this shit figure it out.

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As far as bad movies go, Righteous Kill is something of a zenith, a masterpiece of surface-bound would-be pleasures that, in a pigheaded sort of way, successfully masks the fact that there isn't an ounce of anything going on here whatsoever, like an overly decorated pinata afraid to expose the vacuum inside. Flaunting Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino as if Heat never happened, the film purports to be about two vet cops stepping outside the boundaries of their profession so as to put the guilty away regardless of legal technicalities (a rapist walks because of tampered evidence, etc.), but on the ball of ethical conundrums at the center of this scenario, Righteous Kill leaves not even the faintest of scratches. Instead, it's about obtrusively loud noises, obnoxiously distracting editing devices, blank-faced characters, spelled-out ideas, and two once great, now has-been actors that just don't give a shit anymore.

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Where to begin? This dubious piece of would-be family entertainment comes to us like its Shreky predecessors, homogenized to death by filmmaking choices apparently doled out via committee - a wannabe Happy Meal that yearns for broad appeal and instead falls flatly, embarrassingly on its face in the process. Igor purports kid-friendly ethics (believe in yourself, et al) but rarely has a youth-oriented film been more confused about its own intentions: references to science fiction and horror classics abound less like actual jokes than points of interest for adults fending off sleep, while more potentially comical elements (most memorable is Steve Buscemi's nihilistic rabbit Scamper, whose immortality proves irksome as he attempts repeatedly to shuffle off this mortal coil) misfire left and right as the film constrains itself within PG limitations. John Cusack's good guy charm - usually soothing in even the most formidable of dreck - has never been more grating, he the titular humpback who aspires to attain the same respect and success as his mad scientist superiors. Offenses here range from the foundational (the screensaver-quality animation lacks any sense of gravity or depth) to the all-out deranged (a critical turn in the plot hinges on, I kid you not, James Lipton). As far as goes its ability to stifle the young imagination, Igor has no recent competitor.

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Repo! The Genetic Opera, or: Quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life,. I've no doubt that a creative enough mind and proper sleight of hand could turn this premise into something worthwhile, even great, but this adaptation of the stage play by Darren Smith and Terrance Zdunich is nothing short of retarded, a long-distance cousin of Rocky Horror seemingly convinced that inventiveness and strained self-distinction amount to outright quality and any effort to create something unique automatically qualifies as an all-out success. Seeing as how the entire film is pitched at the level of a speed-afflicted nu metal music video ghost-directed by Andrew Lloyd Webber, it's no help that its central premise never quite gels to begin with: in the future, a plague induces massive organ failure, leading a tyrannical medical company to lease replacement organs, only to slice-n-dice its customers when they fail to make their payments (from a financial standpoint, this doesn't bode well for repeat business, but logic has never applied to Saw fetishists, now has it?). Given the absolutely disjointed sense of tone and construction throughout - including, but not limited to, embarrassing songwriting and even more embarrassing performances, warped imagery that makes the notebook scrawlings of Columbine-bound middle school psychos look mentally balanced by comparison, a gluttony of narrative cul-de-sacs and the almost unbelievable fact that Paris Hilton's presence represents something of a high-water mark therein - it's hard to believe that anything in this self-important avalanche of shit was able to reach the conceptual stage without someone mounting a protest. If you're looking for insight into the death and resurrection of Christ, look no further: I can think of no better means by which to experience the cumulative effect of three days in hell in under 100 minutes.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009 

The 2008 OFCS Awards – Winners Announced

Note: My votes, when different from the ultimate victor, are noted in brackets and italicized.

...and now, the winners.

BEST PICTURE
: WALL·E

BEST DIRECTOR: Christopher Nolan (-) The Dark Knight [Andrew Stanton (-) WALL·E]

BEST ACTOR: Mickey Rourke (-) The Wrestler

BEST ACTRESS: Michelle Williams (-) Wendy and Lucy

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Heath Ledger (-) The Dark Knight

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Marisa Tomei (-) The Wrestler

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Andrew Stanton & Jim Reardon (-) WALL·E [Martin McDonagh (-) In Bruges]

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: John Ajvide Lindqvist (-) Let the Right One In

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Wally Pfister (-) The Dark Knight [Colin Watkinson (-) The Fall]

BEST EDITING: Chris Dickens (-) Slumdog Millionaire [Elliot Graham (-) Milk]

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: James Newton Howard & Hans Zimmer (-) The Dark Knight

BEST DOCUMENTARY: Man on Wire [Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father]

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: Let the Right One In (Abstained)

BEST ANIMATED FILM: WALL·E

BREAKTHROUGH FILMMAKER: Tomas Alfredson (-) Let the Right One In [Kurt Kuenne (-) Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father]

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMER: Lina Leandersson (-) Let the Right One In

Out of fifteen viable categories, nine of my votes scored victories. Woot. If all of my wishes came true 60% of the time, I'd be ecstatic.

Now, bring on the Academy.

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Monday, January 19, 2009 

2008: The Year in Posters

The Best

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1. Hellboy II: The Golden Army - The only one-sheet of the year to literally take my breath away, this beautiful rendering effortlessly suggests the cosmic, devastating struggle of our unlikely hero to find himself in the world, literally falling to his knees at the forces before him. Looking up with a beam of heavenly light embracing him, his determination and grace is noble, awe-inspiring, and singularly badass.

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2. Tropic Thunder - Approximately 100x funnier than the concentrated sum of Ben Stiller's misguidedly obvious Hollywood satire, this banner brilliantly delivers its denunciation of overwrought blockbuster pretensions in the punchline of Robert Downey, Jr.'s wily facial expression. It's a stroke of genius that transcends mortal words.

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3. WALL·E - As majestic an image as any in Disney-Pixar's near-masterpiece. I'd prefer the composition sans all non-title text (kudos, though, for the nicely understated tag line), but one cannot deny the simple, profound poetry in the image of this impossibly endearing fella and his soulful peepers, contemplating his place in the universe and beyond the infinite.

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4. My Blueberry Nights - Like Wong Kar-wai's underappreciated film, this attention-grabbing shot smacks of gooey, sensuous, no-holds-barred romance, wondrous to behold and worth a thousand swoons.

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5. The Bank Job - Roger Donaldson's film isn't quite as devilishly satisfying as this pulpy, retro-styled one-sheet (suggestive of a lurid crime novel one might find in the bargain bin at a seedy flea market) might suggest, but that's an unfair comparison given this composition's riveting sense of in-the-moment anticipation.

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6. Iron Man - Perhaps the finest facial montage since Roger Kastel's Empire Strikes Back masterpiece, this setup sleekly, tastefully promises everything that an artful summer blockbuster should be; almost as astounding was how near-perfectly the film itself delivered.

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7. The Dark Knight - Whether you love or hate the film in question, there's little room to deny the eye-popping effectiveness of the advertising campaign for Christopher Nolan's big, booming sequel. Trying to choose only one of these three is, to these eyes, an exercise in torture.

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8. W. - Audiences and critics expected a scandalous political diatribe from Oliver Stone's strangely timely biopic, only to unfairly dismiss the deliberately, necessarily tame work as a result. Among the film's many early teasers, this one most succinctly captures the tone of a work not about a clown in the public spotlight but a misguided leader who, for reasons within and without his control, simply didn't have a clue.

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9. Paranoid Park - Simply put, there's no way to communicate the visual smorgasbord of Gus Van Sant's angst-ridden tone poem without actually immersing oneself in it, but this haunted, lonely image of the film's wandering teen effectively ensnares one in the solitude of the subject matter.

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10. Australia - I've yet to see Baz Luhrmann's woefully received epic, but this tryptic of synthetically-embracing, romance-infused images had me hook, line and sinker at first sight. Even if the man can't tell a story to save a limb (as those who've seen the film have by and large suggested), his technical command, evident here, is a force to be reckoned with.

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Honorable Mention: RocknRolla - Destined to hang in only the coolest of college dorm rooms (side note: how hilarious is that text-message influenced URL?), this ridiculously gonzo, boffo thing blisters with vigorous, chic pop art madness, like a shot of seductive enzyme gone straight to the jugular.

The Worst

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1. The Hottie & the Nottie - I can't pretend to be anything but biased here - about 96% of Paris Hilton's persona offends everything I think true and virtuous in this life, and this titanic piece of dubious crap only serves to further that notion. Forget the fact that, given the choice to "tap" either of these titular hyperboles, I'd rather shoot myself, and focus on the shrill, juvenile notions about what constitutes sexuality on display here. It's enough to make one wish for nuclear holocaust.

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2. Bad Batch - I never heard of this film prior to my unfortunate run-in with the above, altogether ugly image, and to the best of my estimation, nor had anybody else lucky enough to avoid it. Aside from the fact that the grade-Z effort on display here is an insult to even the most obnoxious of potheads, this teaser is manifest of such stupidity that just looking at it is enough to feel it rubbing off.

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3. City of Ember - The revelation of the "e" logo in the official City of Ember trailer may have been the most underwhelming cinematic moment of 2008. Note to all advertisers and graphic designers: adding lighting bolts to lower-case vowels might look cool in a book club publications intended for middle schoolers, but for a theatrical motion picture - even one designed primarily for consumption by kids - it is the epitome of that which is lame.

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4. Religulous - Even as a skeptic and one critical of much in the way of organized religion, the vibes emitted by Bill Maher's faith-critical opinion piece seemed disingenuous at best, aided in no small part by smug, self-satisfied and altogether unimaginative images like the one employed here. Please, for the love of all that is thoughtful, just go away.

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5. Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed - Someone out there thought that the image of Ben Stein scrawling graffiti in an AC/DC outfit was one that constituted subversion, hipness, and cool. What planet are they from?

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6. An American Carol - If my gut is any indicator, Abraham Lincoln's corpse needs a centrifuge for all the spinning he's doing right now.

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7. The Women - Winner of this year's award for Zero Eye for Composition Whatsoever.

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8. College - I'm grateful to say that my days of academia never once included so intimate an encounter with the invention where most of us prefer to defecate. As of this moment, I feel vindicated.

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9. Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? - Wherever it is, it can't be far off. An image such as this can only mean that, in at least a small way, the terrorists have won.

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10. Mamma Mia! - Call me silly, but I tend to not look at the movies as an excuse to revisit bad party scenes with douchebag relatives.

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Dishonorable Mention: Witless Protection - There's alot going on here that's just plain wrong, but what irks me the most is the stale, altogether soulless look in Jenny McCarthy's eyes. Is she supposed to be that entranced by Larry the Cable Guy's hairy torso, or is this just reflective of the by-and-large manner in which the film's target audience views the female gender? Both possibilities are too frightening to truly contemplate, to say the least.

And, finally, a bonus bit of anguish: 2008's DVD Cover from Hell...

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If looking at this doesn't fill you with an immediate, profound sadness at the current state of the human race, then you are a far more optimistic being than I, and I envy you for it.

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Saturday, January 17, 2009 

2009 Oscar Nomination Predictions

My goal is to keep awards commentary to a minimum this year, so without further adieu, here are my (unexpectedly cynical) predictions for this week's upcoming nominees. Most of these I consider to be locks, but in filling in the remaining gaps, I found myself gravitating towards what seemed like the most cynically predictable choices Oscar would make any given year, a relative disappointment despite the fact that most of them are actually good in my estimation. Suffice to say that any instance in which I'm wrong (i.e. the complete disinclusion of WALL·E from the major lineup, a snub for Michelle Williams) will find myself incredibly happy to be so.

BEST PICTURE
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Will be nominated: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Dark Knight, Gran Torino, Milk, Slumdog Millionaire

Should be nominated: Wendy and Lucy, Rachel Getting Married, Speed Racer, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,
WALL·E

BEST DIRECTOR
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Will be nominated: Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire), Clint Eastwood (Gran Torino), David Fincher (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button), Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight), Gus Van Sant (Milk)

Should be nominated: Gus Van Sant (Paranoid Park), Steven Spielberg (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull), Kelly Reichardt (Wendy and Lucy), Larry and Andy Wachowski (Speed Racer), Andrew Stanton (
WALL·E)

BEST ACTOR
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Will be nominated: Clint Eastwood (Gran Torino), Richard Jenkins (The Visitor), Frank Langella (Frost/Nison), Sean Penn (Milk), Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler)

Should be nominated:
WALL·E (WALL·E), Sean Penn (Milk), Josh Brolin (W.), Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler), Guillaume Depardieu (The Duchess of Langeais)

BEST ACTRESS
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Will be nominated: Anne Hathaway (Rachel Getting Married), Sally Hawkins (Happy-Go-Lucky), Angelina Jolie (Changeling), Meryl Streep (Doubt), Kate Winslet (Revolutionary Road)

Should be nominated:
Michelle Williams (Wendy and Lucy), Juliette Binoche (Flight of the Red Balloon), Sally Hawkins (Happy-Go-Lucky), Anne Hathaway (Rachel Getting Married), Meryl Streep (Doubt)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
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Will be nominated: Josh Brolin (Milk), Robert Downey, Jr. (Tropic Thunder), Phillip Seymour Hoffman (Doubt), Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight), Michael Shannon (Revolutionary Road)

Should be nominated:
Bill Irwin (Rachel Getting Married), Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight), Robert Downey, Jr. (Tropic Thunder), David Strathairn (My Blueberry Nights), Tom Cruise (Tropic Thunder)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
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Will be nominated: Penelope Cruz (Vicky Christina Barcelona), Viola Davis (Doubt), Taraji P. Henson (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button), Marisa Tomei (The Wrestler), Kate Winslet (The Reader)

Should be nominated:
Emmanuelle Béart (The Witnesses), Rosemarie DeWitt (Rachel Getting Married), Debra Winger (Rachel Getting Married), Marisa Tomei (The Wrestler), Thandie Newton (RocknRolla)

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Friday, January 16, 2009 

The 2008 OFCS Awards – Final Ballot

BEST PICTURE: WALL·E

BEST DIRECTOR: Andrew Stanton (-) WALL·E

BEST ACTOR: Mickey Rourke (-) The Wrestler

BEST ACTRESS: Michelle Williams (-) Wendy and Lucy

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Heath Ledger (-) The Dark Knight

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Marisa Tomei (-) The Wrestler

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Martin McDonagh (-) In Bruges

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: John Ajvide Lindqvist (-) Let the Right One In

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Colin Watkinson (-) The Fall

BEST EDITING: Elliot Graham (-) Milk

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: James Newton Howard & Hans Zimmer (-) The Dark Knight

BEST DOCUMENTARY: Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: Abstained

BEST ANIMATED FILM: WALL·E

BREAKTHROUGH FILMMAKER: Kurt Kuenne (-) Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMER: Lina Leandersson (-) Let the Right One In

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Saturday, January 10, 2009 

Dear Mr. Emerson

Jim,

Just recently finished Chop Shop, and I feel that the manner in which I came to view the film is too delightful to not share with another fan. Though I've used them for years, only tonight did I finally make time to dabble with Netflix's online streaming options. To give the movie viewing program a quick test run, I clicked on the highest title in my cue with the option to do so: Chop Shop (from here on out CS).

Halfway the first shot, I was hooked. Damn, does Bahrani know how to pace and set mood and tone. Mentally, I quickly relegated all other tasks to the back of my mind: I needed to watch this movie.

Overall, there's too much to love that I can even remember. (I took some notes during, but mostly just focused, becoming absorbed.) I love the juxtaposition of actions in the foreground against larger scale networks in the background. I love how the movie details an entire world that most viewers will have little to no personal experience with -- one that we see on occasion as we run parallel to it, but usually nothing more. I was often reminded of the beautiful, exposition-packed cutaways in McCabe and Mrs. Miller, and in it's own quiet way, CS too is a film about everything.

I loved how it shows us that everyone has their own art -- for some, it's repairing automobiles.

Did I mention the title's incredibly high fun factor? I want to say it all day.

I already saw Man Push Cart about a year ago, give or take. I liked it very much, and was delighted to see that not only is Ahmad Razvi a member of the Bahrani troupe, but that it's the same Ahmad! Am I a hipster if I say I'd like to see a post-MPC, pre-CS mid-quel?

The Chop Shop itself felt like a performer in a larger piece; like MPC, this is a film with an incredible sense of place, of space, of how they shape and guide and define us (and how we can recognize this and work it to our advantage).

One thing I should mention is a similar experience I had while watching both CS and MPC. Let me describe it as a temporary reservation about the unfolding plot of each film. In short, whenever something big happen, revelation/development-speaking (the disappearance of the cart, the discovery of Isamar in the truck), I feel, almost instinctively, like my chain is being jerked. It isn't until well into the rest of the film that I come to realize that this wasn't a set-up, but an occurrence, a stepping stone as opposed to a leap with an intended and pre-determined landing point already in mind. Bahrani, deliberately or not (which, I couldn't say), seems to be subverting some of our most basic narrative expectations, and he's doing it so well that I fell for the same trick (of the mind) twice.

There were maybe a half-dozen single shots in the movie that made me think "best of the year" status, in terms of both composition and clarity of purpose/sleight of hand. The favorite the springs first to mind sees Ale walking away from us, nighttime, with two subways running opposite directions on the tracks in the distance above. For a brief moment, as they finally run their lengths past each other, we see two lines of windows pulling away from each other, like a stream of light split down the middle being pulled apart. Then they disappear into the night like additional little universes making their way throughout some unseen larger one.

I can't yet call Bahrani one of my favorite current directors, but I'm a fan and I'll be keeping a close eye on him. In a way, I'm most excited by the fact that, great though these are, I don't yet think we've seen any of his masterpieces. I hope to be waiting for them in the theater when they come.

Oh, and the Netflix viewer was really good, too. I think I've found a new addiction.

Rob


Thursday, January 08, 2009 

Review Catch-Up: Doubt, Slumdog Millionaire, Defiance, The Wrestler, The Reader

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Doubt (John Patrick Shanley, 2008). If the term "lowbrow highbrow" doesn't yet exist within our collective critical vernacular, I'd like to officially coin it as this film's chief descriptor. Praise be to John Patrick Shanley for adapting his own work in a manner that can actually be classified as cinematic, but methinks it is really Meryl Streep that guides this film into the realm of the worthwhile. Script-wise, things are about as unambiguous as they come, and so Streep's turn as a nun convinced of her priest's inappropriate relationship with an alter boy becomes less of a "did he/did he not do it" escapade than a morality play in which evils are accepted in hope of a greater good. There's Oscar prestige gloss here for sure, but the cast seems to approach it as if it were pulp; their eagerly mucking about the film's thematic underbelly almost justifies the relative triteness with which the material is presented. Hoffman's persona finds one of its best outlets yet therein, Amy Adams continues to endear, and though Streep's excellence has been misused much of late, her fascinating facial concentrations are a tour-de-force unto themselves. B-

Slumdog Millionaire (Danny Boyle, 2008). I've seen this film twice to date, and both times I've noticed distinct whiffs of The Wizard of Oz amidst the film's superbly romanticized climax; not so much in shared filmic qualities than in how both sidestep customary storytelling pretenses to go for the emotional jugular. As regarding the lifetime of experiences that aid the most unlikely of gameshow candidates -- a young boy (Dev Patel) whose ghetto life has provided him with a most extensive and varied array of skills and ever-so-helpful factoids -- Slumdog is comparable to Uma Thurman's Pulp Fiction adrenaline shot, a kinetic fireball of a movie in which every vibrant image and titillating edit trigger vast networks of emotional response. Boyle's flashback device would appear to be a hindrance to the whole, but Slumdog is nothing if not more than the sum of its parts, its collection of instantly iconic pop experiences effortlessly translating across the boundaries of age and culture into a superbly humanized modern-day fairy tale. B+

Defiance (Edward Zwick, 2008). Normally, I'm all about Jews with guns, but Munich this ain't. For a while, the latest from the reliably boring Zwick would appear to be an act of creative growth of sorts, and though it is certainly an improvement over the career-low that was Blood Diamond, this tale of a Jewish community that survived for three years of WWII in the Belarussian forest remains as emotionally robotic and superficially deliberate in its storytelling as one would expect from such blatant paint-by-numbers filmmaking. C

The Wrestler (Darren Aronofsky, 2008). The extreme stylistic dissimilarity between this and Aronofsky's previous film (the out-there sci-fi fantasy existentialism of The Fountain) and this is just about surface deep; The Wrestler is a film as particularly embodied by its chosen style as its predecessor, and is just as eager to feel and be felt. Rourke is sensational as the washed-up former celebrity wrestler Randy "The Ram" Robinson, but for me it's Aronofsky's handheld takes that steal the show: following Randy about his routines, achingly, effortlessly evoking the time that hangs on every choice and missed opportunity, all of it rather bittersweetly framed in the film's anti-romantic view of northwestern America. If certain passages feel more or less calculated, the overwhelming majority thrives on the film's lived-in sense of class consciousness; there may be no more heartbreaking scene of 2008 than the wallop-packing closer. B+

The Reader (Stephen Daldry, 2008). I'd written and editing a full-length review of this thing before Mozilla decided to crash and take with it my foolishly unsaved work; too bad, 'cuz I refuse to donate another hour of my life to reliving the unpleasantries of this unfortunately misguided adaptation. Never anything remotely close to condescending or evil, The Reader nevertheless suffers chiefly from a distasteful thematic overemphasis, though not far behind is the film's rather insistent self-flattery. As in Revolutionary Road, Winslet is good as a former SS agent who, while attempting to live a normal life in 1995 Berlin, has an affair with a 16-year-old literature enthusiast; after he sneaks a peek at her privates while she changes, it's only a matter of time before she's bawling her eyes out as he reads the climax of The Odyssey. Strangely dispassionate, there's never much morality to chew on for a film so purportedly serious. The banality of evil -- the means by which normal, moral people (i.e. the overwhelming majority of the German population) find themselves accepting and aiding something as overwhelmingly horrific as the Nazi holocaust -- goes relatively unexamined amidst all the futzy melodrama and faux-sensationalist sexcapades, the entirely of which enmesh in one of the most confused/confusing thematic wrap-ups I've ever seen in a film. In all ways, it's just about illiterate. C

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Monday, January 05, 2009 

What Day is it, the Date?!? WHAT YEAR?!?

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Fifth. January. Monday. 2009. The Terminator was announced as one of the latest additions to the National Film Registry.

It's going to be a good year.

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The 2008 OFCS Awards – Nomination Ballot

This time last year, I submitted a ballot to the OFCS that probably stands as one of the top 5 most thrown-away votes in the history of the organization. Idealist though I may be, life both within and without of the movies has taught me better than to vote for third parties (politically, I never have), or their cinematic equivalents (one word: Colon). The options may be better in theory, but the system itself remains so unconducive to such actually ever being the victor that the effect is that of, to quote a friend, throwing dirt at the golem.

This year, I attempted to adjust the curve a bit so as to better aid those films that already have a chance of winning, versus virtually none whatsoever. Overall, I attempted to vote for those that I liked the most, but to weigh things primarily against those choices that were already shoo-ins (much as I like Heath Ledger's Joker, he wouldn't need my enthusiastic vote to take any prizes). Only when it came to the "lesser", technical categories did I go out on a few limbs, as you will see, though a few are simply bold/stupid attempts to put the deserving out there, even if no one else will (re: category #3, choice #1, I'm completely serious).

This can later be marked in contrast to my own personal "awards", which I'm holding off on until (1) we're further along in this season, and until (2) I've been able to catch up on more of my blind spots from last year. As of now, the nominations have been tallied and the results released, with voting continuing through the 17th. Over the next 12 days, then, I hope to catch up on the equal number of blind spots I have amongst the nominees (some I won't out of inability, at least one out of complete irrelevancy).

BEST PICTURE

1. Wendy and Lucy
2. Paranoid Park
3. Rachel Getting Married
4. WALL·E
5. The Wrestler

BEST DIRECTOR

1. Kelly Reichardt (-) Wendy and Lucy
2. Joachim Trier (-) Reprise
3. Jonathan Demme (-) Rachel Getting Married
4. Andrew Stanton (-) WALL·E
5. David Fincher (-) The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

BEST ACTOR

1. WALL·E (-) WALL·E
2. Mickey Rourke (-) The Wrestler
3. Josh Brolin (-) W.
4. Guillaume Depardieu (-) The Duchess of Langeais
5. Michael Shannon (-) Shotgun Stories

BEST ACTRESS

1. Michelle Williams (-) Wendy and Lucy
2. Anne Hathaway (-) Rachel Getting Married
3. Juliette Binoche (-) Flight of the Red Balloon
4. Asia Argento (-) Boarding Gate
5. Sally Hawkins (-) Happy-Go-Lucky

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

1. Bill Irwin (-) Rachel Getting Married
2. Eddie Marsan (-) Happy-Go-Lucky
3. Tom Cruise (-) Tropic Thunder
4. Robert Downey, Jr. (-) Tropic Thunder
5. Heath Ledger (-) The Dark Knight

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

1. Rachel McAdams (-) Married Life
2. Rosemarie DeWitt (-) Rachel Getting Married
3. Marisa Tomei (-) The Wrestler
4. Amy Adams (-) Miss Pettigew Lives for a Day
5. Debra Winger (-) Rachel Getting Married

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

1. Joachim Trier and Eskil Vogt (-) Reprise
2. Andrew Stanton & Jim Reardon (-) WALL·E
3. Jenny Lumet (-) Rachel Getting Married
4. Kurt Kuenne (-) Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
5. Mike Leigh (-) Happy-Go-Lucky

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

1. Jonathan Raymond and Kelly Reichardt (-) Wendy and Lucy
2. Ira Sachs & Oren Moverman (-) Married Life
3. Pascal Bonitzer, Christine Laurent and Jacques Rivette (-) The Duchess of Langeais
4. Simon Beaufoy (-) Slumdog Millionaire
5. Maurizio Braucci & Ugo Chiti & Gianni Di Gregorio & Matteo Garrone & Massimo Gaudioso & Roberto Saviano (-) Gomorra

BEST DOCUMENTARY

1. Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
2. Man on Wire
3. Shine a Light
4. My Winnipeg
5. Encounters at the End of the World

BEST NON-ENGLISH FILM

1. Reprise
2. Flight of the Red Balloon
3. The Duchess of Langeais
4. CJ7
5. Gomorrah

BEST ANIMATED FILM

1. WALL·E
2. Kung Fu Panda
3. Horton Hears a Who!

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

1. David Tattersall (-) Speed Racer
2. Pin Bing Lee (-) Flight of the Red Balloon
3. Darius Khondji (-) My Blueberry Nights
4. Anthony Dod Mantle (-) Slumdog Millionaire
5. Colin Watkinson (-) The Fall

BEST EDITING

1. Roger Barton and Zach Staenberg (-) Speed Racer
2. Tim Squyres (-) Rachel Getting Married
3. Mike Burchett and Kelly Reichardt (-) Wendy and Lucy
4. Kurt Kuenne (-) Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
5. Lee Smith (-) The Dark Knight

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

1. Michael Giacchino (-) Speed Racer
2. James Newton Howard & Hans Zimmer (-) The Dark Knight
3. Thomas Newman (-) WALL·E
4. Clint Mansell (-) The Wrestler
5. Kyle Eastwood and Michael Stevens (-) Gran Torino

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMER

1. Anders Danielsen Lie (-) Reprise
2. Gabe Nevins (-) Paranoid Park
3. Dev Patel (-) Slumdog Millionaire
4. Norah Jones (-) My Blueberry Nights

BREAKTHROUGH FILMMAKER

1. Joachim Trier (-) Reprise
2. Kurt Kuenne (-) Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
3. Charlie Kaufman (-) Synechdoche, New York
4. Laura Dunn (-) The Unforeseen

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Friday, January 02, 2009 

Back in the Saddle

Let's not waste any more time. Enough has been lost on my part as a result of personal indecision, depression, and the self-perpetuating downward spiral such coexisting elements have a tendency to produce. That some of my friends and readers have expressed sadness over my relative absence here these past months means more to me than I can express: this is as much my passion, my love, my search of meaning and truth as anything else in this life, and having not exercised my voice for so long, I've been finding it weak, often absent, a literal hole in my heart.

So here I am, geared up for 2009. As much as I hate New Year's resolutions in concept, I'm as much a sucker for them as the next guy, and plan on making this year a comeback of sorts. I may not be able to make a lucrative living on film criticism, but I'll be damned if it isn't an active part of my lifestyle. As I've experienced recently, there are few things worse than having opinions on everything and no spirit to properly express them.

Some brief updates. No longer do I plan on reviewing movies here, per se. Call it petty (as it truly is), but using the flexibility of the blog to publish singular "reviews" has always seemed like something of a waste to me, as I'd much rather this place be used as a springboard for greater discussions. Now that I've been hired and am writing for Suite101 (a major step in my recent revitalization), I have an outlet I can use to publish revenue-producing reviews on anything I want, whenever I want.

As usual, all reviews and articles will be linked here, but expect more topical, offbeat and exploratory discussions (and the occasional pissed-the-hell-off rant) to be the focus here. See below for a catch-up list on everything I've published since going astray, plus a blog-specific post on my favorite films from the rich 2008.

My best wishes to all, this year and henceforth.

Unposted review links, in chronological order:

The Happening & The Incredible Hulk (The House Next Door)
Days and Clouds (Slant Magazine)
Meet Dave (Slant Magazine)
Bustin' Down the Door (Slant Magazine)
Disaster Movie (Slant Magazine)
The Family That Preys (Slant Magazine)
My Best Friend's Girl (Slant Magazine)
La León (Slant Magazine)
Quarantine (Slant Magazine)
Quantum of Solace (Suite101)
The Dark Knight (Suite101)
Irréversible (Suite101)
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Suite101)
W. (Suite101)
Revolutionary Road (Suite101)
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (Suite101)
2008 Year in Review: The Bottom Eleven (Suite101)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Volume 6 DVD (Suite101)
The Dark Knight: 2-Disc Special Edition DVD (Suite 101)
Gran Torino (Suite101)


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